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Reviews From The Other Side

What Restless Spirits Are Raving About

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Witch’s Seal of Approval


“Better than invisibility spells and black magic. People don’t even make eye contact with me anymore. This garment doesn’t just change how I look, it changes the very atmosphere around me, a wearable curse, and I love it.”

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Nocturna The Avoidant

Cereal Monster funny werewolf breakfast parody T-shirt, retro horror cereal box style design with werewolf cartoon character, By strangeandtwisted.com

Howl Yeah, This Shirt Changed Me!“I wore this while eating an entire box of Frosted Fangs. The shirt survived the milk, the full moon, and my rage when I realized we were out of marshmallows. I’ve never felt more feral or fabulous.”

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Lycan The Crunch Fiend

Deadlifts Frankenstein Monster gym workout T-shirt, funny fitness parody, By strangeandtwisted.com

Burpees and Bolts


“Tore my last tank top mid-bench. This one held through curls, cardio, and crypt sprints. Finally, gymwear for the reanimated, and when you’ve been stitched together more than once, you expect your clothes to hold, too.”

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Frankie Pumpalot

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Buried Me in This, Came Back for More.


“They dressed my corpse in this as a joke, expecting me to rot quietly, I clawed my way out just to order three more. Fashion this strong shouldn’t be legal, and if eternal damnation comes with style like this, then bury me in it again.”Summon This Tee <--

Luther The Lich

I Wish It Was Friday horror slasher parody T-shirt, retro horror movie fan design, perfect scary Friday countdown gift, By strangeandtwisted.com

Fri-Yay & Slay


“I only work on Fridays, but thanks to this masterpiece, the victims now compliment my outfit before they scream. Stylish and efficient. Honestly, it’s hard to decide what I enjoy more, the fear in their eyes, or the envy over my wardrobe.”Summon This Tee <--

Freddy “TGIF” Baxter

White parody T-shirt featuring a cartoon goth character with black hair, dark outfit, and the text “Little Miss Goth,” alternative funny style design

Still Dead, Slightly Impressed.


“I’ve hated every moment of existence, death included. But this shirt? Ugh… fine. It’s perfect. Don’t make it a big deal, I’m still dead, still miserable, just slightly better dressed. If anyone tells you I smiled, they’re lying.”Summon This Tee <--

Raven Withrow, Emotionally Unavailable Since 1993

Obey Cthulhu Lovecraft horror parody T-shirt in navy with neon green lettering, retro cosmic horror apparel for fans of H. P. Lovecraft, By Strange & Twisted Apparel

Great Old One, Even Greater Style.


“It’s hard to find clothing that screams ‘ancient chaos’ while still being soft on the tentacles. This one moves with me as I slither from the abyss. Perfect.”Summon This Tee <--

Cthulhu, Fashion Overlord

Six Feet Under, Still Headbanging.


“I’ve been decomposing since ’83, but this shirt brought back my mojo. I put it on and instantly summoned a phantom mosh pit in my crypt. 10/10 would crowd surf through the afterlife again.” Summon This Tee <--

Axel Graveheart, Former Frontman of The Ghouligans

The Hunger Is Real


“Before this shirt, I could go days without craving a single brain, I had zero appetite. Now? The second I put it on, I’m gnawing femurs, raiding graveyards, and chasing joggers like it’s Black Friday at the morgue. 10/10, would frenzy again.”Summon This Tee <--

Gurgles The Ever-Starved

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Bats Off To This Look!


“Can’t see myself in mirrors, but judging by the screams of joy from villagers, I look incredible. Best undead purchase since the plague cloak.”Summon This Tee<--

Count Dripula

Snapped My Pitchfork in Half, Bought Crystals.


“I used to burn souls, now I just burn sage. This shirt started it all. Inner demons? Consider them hugged.”Summon This Tee<--

Satan, CEO of Smoldering Style

Noob Tears Are Delicious.


“The shirt soaks up my enemies’ tears like premium fabric, Lost my rank but gained eternal trolling glory. Totally worth it.”Summon This Tee<--

Trollius TearCollector69

Better Than Any Ritual


“Forget ancient spells. This shirt brought me more followers in one day than centuries of sacrifice.”Summon This Tee <--

Baphomet

Nevermore? More Like Forevermore!


“Purchased this fine garment and, I confess, its dark allure has soothed my tortured soul. Now, when my raven perches above the chamber door and mocks me with its endless insults, I simply gaze upon my shirt and smile. The bird still abuses me, but somehow… I deserve it.”Summon This Tee <--

The Ghost of Edgar Allan Poe

Back in the Game


“After 137 years of laying low due to a nasty bout of the plague, I’d almost hung up my knife. Then I bought this shirt. The second I slipped it on my strength came back, the fog rolled in, the gas lamps flickered, and I felt that old spark in my step. London… Daddy’s home."Summon This Tee <--

Jack The Ripper

White Exorcise Possessed Girl T-Shirt front view, funny horror workout parody design, By strangeandtwisted.com

Bench Press the Priest.

“They tried to strap me down for an exorcism, but thanks to this shirt, I benched the priest instead. My demon’s not leaving, he’s spotting me now. Best workout partner I’ve ever had"Summon This Tee <--

Beelzebuff, Possessed Powerlifter

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