Bring cryptid humor to life with this hilarious Please Do Not Feed the Chupacabra T-shirt, featuring a cartoon version of the legendary creature alongside the witty line, “That’s how we lost Dave.” Perfect for cryptid fans, monster lovers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor, this tee blends folklore and comedy in one bold design. Available in black and navy for maximum contrast and style.
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Q&A:
Q: Who would enjoy this Chupacabra T-shirt?
A: Perfect for cryptid fans, horror lovers, and anyone who enjoys offbeat humor.
Q: What inspired this design?
A: The mythical Chupacabra from Latin American folklore, reimagined with a funny modern twist.
Q: What colors are available?
A: Black and navy, both making the white artwork stand out sharply.
Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes, it’s designed for everyone who loves cryptid humor and weird culture.
Q: Is it a good gift idea?
A: Yes, it’s an ideal funny gift for cryptid enthusiasts or fans of dark comedy.
Q: Does it match other designs?
A: Yes, it’s part of the Cryptid Collection from Strange & Twisted Apparel.
Q: What makes this design unique?
A: The hand-illustrated cartoon style paired with a clever tagline gives it instant personality.
Q: Where can it be worn?
A: Great for festivals, horror conventions, or casual everyday wear.
Q: Who or what is the Chupacabra?
A: A mythical creature said to roam the Americas, known for its mysterious sightings.
Q: Does it have a vintage vibe?
A: Yes, the distressed monochrome art gives it a classic cryptid look.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
