The Cereal Monster T-shirt brings werewolf mayhem to your morning routine. Featuring a grumpy werewolf holding a cereal bowl with a warning label that reads “FREE SILVER BULLET IN EVERY BOX,” this parody tee is how horror fans do breakfast. The vintage cartoon art and monster movie humor make this a perfect gift for werewolf lovers, horror collectors, or anyone who grew up on Saturday morning cereal and spooky shows.
Is this shirt funny? Yes, in a bite-you-before-breakfast kind of way. Can horror fans wear this year-round? Absolutely—this is peak spooky-season energy in wearable form. Is it a real cereal? Only in your nightmares. Does it make a great Halloween shirt? Definitely, especially paired with a growl and an appetite for horror. What kind of person would wear this? Fans of werewolves, retro cartoons, or horror parody tees. Is it collectible? 100%—this design howls vintage vibes and cryptid charm. Can it be a conversation starter? Without a doubt. Is it exclusive? Only the boldest breakfast monsters get it. Can I gift this to horror fans? Yes, and they’ll love it.
About Strange & Twisted:
Strange & Twisted Apparel serves up horror-inspired designs with a darkly funny edge. We make wearable nightmares for the creepy, the weird, and the wonderfully twisted.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
|
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |