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  • Beware of the Kraken T-shirt featuring mint-blue sea monster attacking ship with humorous “Or You’ll Become Seafood” text, printed on black fabric.
  • Plain black T-shirt showing back view of Kraken nautical design.
  • Plain navy T-shirt showing back view of Kraken sea monster design.
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Beware of the Kraken Funny Nautical T-Shirt for Sea Monster & Cryptid Lovers

Beware of the Kraken Funny Nautical T-Shirt for Sea Monster & Cryptid Lovers

Regular price £22.99 GBP
Regular price £28.99 GBP Sale price £22.99 GBP
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Set sail with caution in this Beware of the Kraken T-shirt, featuring a vintage-style illustration of a giant sea monster wrapping its tentacles around a sinking ship, with the warning “Or You’ll Become Seafood.” The distressed mint-blue print pops boldly against black and navy, giving it a classic ocean-worn look. Perfect for myth lovers, sailors, and fans of sea monster folklore, this design brings humor and nautical legend together in one unforgettable tee.
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Make waves with Strange & Twisted Apparel, where myth, humor, and adventure rise from the deep.
Q&A:
Q: Who would love this Kraken T-shirt?
A: Ideal for ocean lovers, cryptid fans, and anyone fascinated by sea monster myths.
Q: What makes this design unique?
A: The bold vintage lettering and tentacled Kraken artwork give it a timeless nautical feel.
Q: What colors are available?
A: Black and navy, both showcasing the light-blue distressed design perfectly.
Q: Is it suitable for both men and women?
A: Yes, it’s a unisex fit made for all who love maritime mystery.
Q: Is it a good gift idea?
A: Absolutely yes, perfect for cryptid enthusiasts, sailors, divers, or ocean travelers.
Q: Can it be worn casually?
A: Yes, it pairs great with jeans or shorts for an easy everyday look.
Q: What vibe does it give off?
A: Adventurous, funny, and steeped in old maritime lore.
Q: Does it appeal to horror fans too?
A: Definitely yes, it has the right mix of creepy and comical.
Q: Is it comfortable for all-day wear?
A: Yes, soft and breathable for daily adventures or lazy sea days.
Q: Is it part of a nautical or cryptid line?
A: Yes, part of the Strange & Twisted sea monster collection.
Q: Does it have a vintage effect?
A: Yes, the lightly distressed print gives it a classic, weathered style.
Q: Is the design detailed?
A: The Kraken and ship are intricately illustrated for maximum visual impact.
Q: Can it be worn year-round?
A: Yes, perfect for both summer wear and layered outfits.
Q: Is it popular among cryptid collectors?
A: Yes, it’s a must-have for anyone into oceanic myth and folklore.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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Beware of the Kraken T-shirt featuring mint-blue sea monster attacking ship with humorous “Or You’ll Become Seafood” text, printed on black fabric. Beware of the Kraken T-shirt featuring distressed mint-blue Kraken artwork and ship on navy background. Plain black T-shirt showing back view of Kraken nautical design. Plain navy T-shirt showing back view of Kraken sea monster design.

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