Death Before Decaf – Funny Goth Aesthetic Dark Humor Shirt for Coffee Lovers

Fuel your dark sense of humor and your caffeine addiction with this bold “Death Before Decaf” shirt, featuring a skeleton soaking in a steaming cup of coffee. This hilarious graphic tee is a must-have for coffee snobs, horror fans, baristas, and anyone who refuses to settle for decaf. With retro-inspired art and a morbidly funny twist, this T-shirt makes the perfect gift for goth coffee addicts, spooky season fans, and caffeine-fueled creatures of the night.

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From Strange & Twisted Apparel: caffeinating the strange and the spooky, one T-shirt at a time.

Perfect for Halloween lovers, caffeine fiends, sarcastic goths, horror humor fans, baristas, and anyone who thinks decaf is the real nightmare.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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