Serious about your caffeine addiction? Then this “Death Before Decaf” T-shirt is your darkly humorous battle cry. Featuring a skeleton soaking in a steaming mug of coffee, this retro-style design is made for caffeine junkies, horror fans, and anyone who considers decaf a deadly sin. With bold colors, vintage cartoon vibes, and a rebellious coffee-fueled attitude, this tee is ideal for early mornings, espresso breaks, or coffee shop sarcasm.
Q: Is this shirt a good gift for coffee lovers?
A: Yes, especially those who demand strong brews and even stronger personalities.
Q: Does it work for Halloween or horror fans?
A: Definitely, the skeleton in the cup gives it creepy crossover appeal.
Q: Is it suitable for baristas or coffee shop staff?
A: Absolutely, it’s the perfect sarcastic uniform for the caffeine elite.
Q: Can this be worn casually?
A: Yes, wear it to work, cafés, or while sipping your 4th cup of the day.
Q: Does this shirt make a statement?
A: Loud and clear: no decaf, no exceptions.
Q: Is the design retro or modern?
A: The artwork has a vintage horror comic style that adds charm and personality.
Q: Will people understand the joke?
A: Instantly, especially fellow caffeine addicts.
Q: Can I wear this year-round?
A: Yes, this isn’t seasonal—it’s a lifestyle.
Q: Does this shirt work for both men and women?
A: Yes, the design is bold, unisex, and universally caffeinated.
Q: What kind of audience will love this shirt?
A: Coffee drinkers, goths, horror fans, and sarcasm lovers.
Q: Is it a conversation starter?
A: Definitely, expect coffee shop compliments and knowing nods.
Q: Can I wear it to coffee festivals?
A: 100%, it’s perfect for caffeine-themed events and brew fanatics.
Q: Is this design one-of-a-kind?
A: Yes, it combines horror, humor, and coffee culture like no other.
Q: Can I wear it while working from home?
A: It’s practically required if you want to send the right message on Zoom.
Q: What vibe does it give off?
A: Dark, funny, caffeinated rebellion.
Strange and Twisted Apparel serves up bold designs for horror fans, caffeine junkies, and anyone who lives on the edge of spooky and sarcastic.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
