This “Zombies Eat Brains, Don’t Worry You’re Safe” T-shirt delivers the perfect mix of dark humor and vintage horror style. Featuring a cheerful cartoon zombie giving a thumbs up while holding a plate of brains, this hilarious design captures the retro horror aesthetic with a playful twist. The print includes an added distressed texture for a worn, vintage look that adds to its nostalgic charm. Ideal for fans of zombies, horror comedies, and retro humor, this tee makes a killer conversation starter for Halloween or everyday wear.
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Q: Who would love this shirt?
A: Horror fans, zombie enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys clever dark humor.
Q: What makes this design stand out?
A: It mixes creepy charm with vintage humor, enhanced by a distressed texture.
Q: Is the distressed look part of the print?
A: Yes, it’s an intentional design element that gives the artwork a retro, aged appearance.
Q: Can it be worn casually or for Halloween?
A: Both yes, it’s great for casual outfits, horror conventions, or Halloween events.
Q: Does it suit both men and women?
A: Yes, it’s a unisex fit that looks great on anyone with a twisted sense of humor.
Q: What color is best for this design?
A: The print looks especially bold on darker or warm-toned shirts.
Q: What’s the overall vibe?
A: Funny, creepy, and retro, like an old horror comic come to life.
Q: Is this a good gift idea?
A: Absolutely yes, It's perfect for horror fans, zombie lovers, and pranksters alike.
Q: Why should I buy it?
A: It’s the ultimate mix of sarcasm, horror, and nostalgia in one tee.
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Strange & Twisted Apparel — Where dark humor meets classic horror.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
