Eliminate boredom and raise the dead in style with the Zombie Pest Control T-shirt. This hilarious tongue-in-cheek horror design features a zombie wearing a yellow hazmat suit, flashing the devil horns hand sign, and declaring, “We Handle The Living So You Don’t Have To!” The artwork includes an added distressed texture effect for that authentic worn-in, vintage horror look. Printed on maroon red, this tee is perfect for zombie lovers, dark humor fans, and anyone who enjoys creepy comedy with a retro twist.
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At Strange and Twisted Apparel, we specialize in T-shirts that mix horror, humor, and originality. From cult classics to undead jokes, every piece we create is designed for fans who proudly embrace the strange side of life.
Q&A:
Q: Who would enjoy this T-shirt?
A: Horror lovers, zombie fans, and dark humor enthusiasts.
Q: What color is available?
A: Maroon Red only.
Q: Does it have a vintage look?
A: Yes, it features a distressed texture effect for a classic aged appearance.
Q: Is this a funny design?
A: Definitely, it’s a playful horror parody about “pest control” for the living.
Q: Is it a good gift idea?
A: Yes, perfect for fans of zombies, horror comedies, or Halloween style.
Q: What kind of vibe does it have?
A: A mix of retro poster art, grunge horror, and sarcastic undead humor.
Q: Is it suitable for everyday wear?
A: Yes, ideal for casual wear, horror events, or chilling with friends.
Q: What’s the message behind it?
A: It humorously flips the idea of pest control — zombies handling humans instead.
Q: What makes it unique?
A: The distressed halftone-style print and bold maroon red backdrop.
Q: Which brand makes it?
A: Designed by Strange and Twisted Apparel, creators of cult-style horror tees.
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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
