Outrun the apocalypse with the Zombie – I Only Chase Ugly People T-shirt. Featuring a bold white design with biohazard symbol and parody slogan, this shirt combines horror humour with gothic style. Perfect for zombie fans, horror lovers, and anyone who enjoys dark comedy fashion.
Q: Is this a funny zombie gift?
A: Yes, it’s the perfect gift for horror fans, zombie enthusiasts, and lovers of parody humour.
Q: Can I wear this casually?
A: Definitely, it’s great for everyday wear, horror conventions, and casual outings with a spooky twist.
Q: Who would enjoy this shirt?
A: Fans of zombie movies, apocalypse themes, gothic humour, and horror parody collectors.
Q: Does this make a good Halloween outfit?
A: Absolutely, it’s an easy and funny Halloween shirt for parties and spooky season events.
Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes, it’s designed for both men and women who enjoy alternative fashion.
Q: What makes this shirt unique?
A: The parody slogan “I Only Chase Ugly People” adds a darkly comic twist to classic zombie apparel.
Q: Can it be worn year-round?
A: Yes, it’s lighthearted enough to wear outside of Halloween as a parody fashion piece.
Q: Does it work as a Christmas gift?
A: Yes, it’s a great gothic or horror Christmas gift for anyone who enjoys zombie humour.
Q: Is this more scary or funny?
A: It’s mostly funny, the zombie parody design makes people laugh.
Q: Does it appeal to horror parody collectors?
A: Yes, it’s a unique addition for anyone who loves parody and zombie humour in clothing.
Laugh your way through the apocalypse with this parody tee. Strange & Twisted Apparel delivers horror, gothic, occult, cryptid, parody, Halloween, and dark humour fashion for those who embrace the strange.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
