Love is undead with the Zombie Dating Agency T-shirt. Featuring two zombies exchanging a romantic rose surrounded by hearts, this darkly funny design reads, “They’ll Love You For Your Brains!” Printed on maroon red and navy blue, it includes an added distressed texture for a gritty, worn-in vintage finish. This tee perfectly mixes horror and humor, making it ideal for zombie fans, Halloween lovers, or anyone who enjoys twisted romance with a side of brains.
At Strange and Twisted Apparel, we bring together horror, comedy, and retro art to create standout T-shirts for fans of the weird and wonderful. Every design tells a story, eerie, hilarious, and totally unique, made for those who live just a little outside the ordinary.
Q&A:
Q: Who would like this T-shirt?
A: Horror fans, zombie lovers, and anyone who enjoys dark romantic humor.
Q: What colors are available?
A: Maroon Red and Navy Blue.
Q: Does it have a vintage look?
A: Yes, the added distressed texture gives it an authentic retro vibe.
Q: What’s the message behind it?
A: “They’ll Love You For Your Brains!” - a perfect undead love story.
Q: Is it suitable for casual wear?
A: Yes, great for daily outfits, horror conventions, or date nights with a dark twist.
Q: Is it a good gift idea?
A: Absolutely, it’s a hilarious and unique gift for men and women who love zombie humor, perfect for a valentines day present.
Q: What style is the artwork?
A: Classic retro horror poster art with a distressed finish.
Q: What kind of humor does it use?
A: A mix of horror parody and tongue-in-cheek romantic comedy.
Q: Does it stand out?
A: Yes, its colorful design and ironic twist make it eye-catching and memorable.
Q: Which brand makes it?
A: Created by Strange and Twisted Apparel, specialists in horror and dark comedy wear.
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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
