You're So Boring Even a Zombie Would Avoid You T-Shirt – Funny Halloween Gift for Horror & Zombie Fans

If even the undead are ghosting you… it might be time for a wardrobe upgrade. The You're So Boring Even a Zombie Would Avoid You T-shirt brings dry humor, dark sarcasm, and classic horror vibes into one hilariously creepy design. Featuring a bored, brain-exposed zombie and retro horror font, this shirt is perfect for fans of zombie movies, horror puns, Halloween humor, and introverts who prefer the company of the dead. Whether you're looking for a funny Halloween gift, horror-themed birthday present, or a statement shirt for conventions and spooky gatherings, this tee delivers undead laughs on demand. Classic UNISEX T-Shirt fit for lovers of zombies, sarcasm, and not-so-subtle shade.

About Strange & Twisted:
Strange & Twisted is where horror, humor, and weird culture collide. We design T-shirts that haunt closets and turn heads, made for creeps, geeks, and freaks alike.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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