This hilarious “Will Curse Your Enemies for Snacks” T-shirt blends witchy sarcasm with snack-fueled chaos. The bold white text with a cheeky warning underneath makes it clear, mess with my snacks, and you just might get hexed. Perfect for modern witches, snack hoarders, and lovers of sassy occult humor. Whether you're into gothic witchcore, chaotic cottage vibes, or just need a funny statement tee, this one casts the right kind of spell.
Q: Is this a witchy humor T-shirt?
A: Yes, it’s a funny, magical twist on modern occult sass and snack obsession.
Q: Who would enjoy this T-shirt?
A: It’s perfect for witchy women, spooky teens, and anyone who snacks like it’s a ritual.
Q: Does this design work for Halloween?
A: Absolutely, it fits Halloween vibes, but it's funny enough to wear all year.
Q: Is it good for gifting?
A: Yes, it’s a fantastic gift for witches, food lovers, and sarcastic souls.
Q: What aesthetic does this match?
A: Witchcore, dark academia, pastel goth, alt-girl, and occult cottagecore.
Q: Can I wear this casually?
A: Yes, it’s a daily wear favorite for people who mix magic with mischief.
Q: Is the text readable and bold?
A: Definitely, the design uses strong, bold fonts for maximum visual impact.
Q: What makes this design funny?
A: It combines petty hexing and snack priorities in a hilariously spooky way.
Q: Can this be worn outside of spooky season?
A: Yes, the humor is evergreen for anyone who loves witchy jokes and snacks.
Q: Is this a unisex design?
A: Yes, the humor and style work for all genders.
Q: Does it appeal to Gen Z humor?
A: Absolutely, it’s chaotic, bold, and totally meme-worthy.
Q: Can I wear this to conventions or events?
A: Yes, it’s perfect for fandom meetups, witchy markets, or casual cosplay.
Q: What does the small text say?
A: It says “or you if you don’t give me any,” adding the perfect chaotic energy.
Q: Is this design unique?
A: Yes, it’s a one-of-a-kind mix of sass, magic, and food obsession.
Q: Will this shirt make people laugh?
A: Definitely, it’s a conversation starter for witches and snack lovers alike.
Snacks first, curses later. Strange and Twisted Apparel.
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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
