Show the world just how little you care in this "Too Goth To Care" T-shirt, featuring a moody cartoon goth girl with crossed arms and a stare that could kill. Perfect for those who thrive on sarcasm, aesthetic gloom, and unapologetic goth energy, this shirt is a must-have for goth girls, alt teens, and dark humor fans who embrace deadpan rebellion and gothic fashion. Whether you’re dressing for a crypt crawl or just another emotionally unavailable Monday, this is your new black staple.
Q: Who would wear this T-shirt?
A: Goth girls, moody teens, and anyone who prefers sarcasm over small talk.
Q: Is this shirt good for dark humor lovers?
A: Absolutely, the phrase and expression deliver dry humor at its finest.
Q: Can it be worn year-round or just Halloween?
A: It’s perfect all year, whether it’s spooky season or not.
Q: Is it part of a gothic fashion aesthetic?
A: Yes, it fits into gothcore, Wednesdaycore, and alt-style trends.
Q: Would this make a good gift?
A: Yes, it’s perfect for sarcastic friends and goth fans alike.
Q: What vibe does this design give?
A: It says “Don’t talk to me unless it’s about death, poetry, or eyeliner.”
Q: Is this shirt good for teenagers?
A: Yes, especially teens who love sarcasm, angst, and dark fashion.
Q: Does it fit alt or emo subcultures?
A: Yes, it blends perfectly with alt, goth, and emo wardrobes.
Q: What type of events is this shirt good for?
A: Great for everyday wear, concerts, comic cons, and Halloween.
Q: Is this a conversation starter?
A: No, and that’s the point.
Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes, it's a classic UNISEX T-shirt with a goth twist.
Q: Does this design match current trends?
A: Yes, Wednesdaycore, sarcastic fashion, and gothic humor are hot right now.
Q: Will people find this shirt relatable?
A: Definitely, especially those who are emotionally allergic to enthusiasm.
Q: Is this a casual or statement piece?
A: Both, it’s an everyday staple with deadpan flair.
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Stay dead inside, but well dressed. Only from Strange and Twisted Apparel.
Perfect for goth fans, dark humor lovers, spooky aesthetic fans, and introverts who live for alternative fashion.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
