Bring dark humor to life with the ’Tis But a Scratch T-shirt, a bold white tee featuring a black knight standing tall after losing an arm, blood splattering in true comic fashion. With classic gothic lettering and a grimly funny tone, it’s a must-have for fans of medieval humor, parody films, and over-the-top battle scenes. Whether you love clever visual jokes or cult classic comedy, this design turns gallows humor into wearable art. Perfect for casual wear, conventions, or gift-giving to anyone who laughs at the absurd.
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Q&A:
Q: Who would love this ’Tis But a Scratch T-shirt?
A: Perfect for fans of dark humor, medieval jokes, and cult movie references.
Q: What makes this design stand out?
A: The armored knight and vivid red details create a bold contrast on white.
Q: What color is available?
A: White only, it makes the black armor and red accents stand out vividly.
Q: Is it a good gift idea?
A: Absolutely yes, ideal for movie buffs, comedy fans, or anyone with twisted humor.
Q: Does it suit both men and women?
A: Yes, it’s a unisex fit designed for everyone with a sense of dark wit.
Q: Can it be worn casually?
A: Yes, perfect for everyday wear, conventions, or movie nights.
Q: What vibe does it give off?
A: Witty, bold, and unapologetically darkly funny.
Q: Does it have a vintage parody feel?
A: Yes, the medieval art style and lettering add that classic cult aesthetic.
Q: Is it comfortable for all-day wear?
A: Yes, soft and breathable for everyday use.
Q: Is it part of a parody collection?
A: Yes, explore more humor and cult-inspired designs at Strange & Twisted Apparel.
Q: Does it appeal to fans of medieval or fantasy art?
A: Definitely yes, it’s a perfect mix of sword, satire, and sarcasm.
Q: What kind of events is it good for?
A: Great for cosplay conventions, fan meetups, or just casual laughs.
Q: Is the design original?
A: Yes, created in a classic comic-horror parody style.
Q: Does it pair well with casual outfits?
A: Looks great with jeans, shorts, or layered with jackets for a laid-back vibe.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
