This Sasquatch Cereal T-shirt serves up a perfect blend of cryptid chaos and sugary nostalgia. Featuring Bigfoot mid-bite with a bowl of cereal and the phrase “FREE BIGFOOT FIGURE IN EVERY BOX,” it’s a bold and hilarious parody of classic breakfast box art. The cartoon-style design makes it perfect for Bigfoot believers, cereal collectors, and anyone who loves weird retro vibes with their fashion.
Is this a parody shirt? Yes, and it’s deliciously absurd. Who would wear this? Cryptid fans, retro lovers, horror nerds, or anyone with a twisted sense of humor. Does it get attention? Absolutely—just wait until someone asks if you got the free Bigfoot figure. Is it a good Halloween or Comic Con outfit? Totally. Does it make a unique gift? Yes, especially for anyone obsessed with cryptids or 80s-style weirdness. Can I wear this year-round? If you love Bigfoot and cereal, this never goes out of season. Does it pair well with other retro designs? Perfectly. Can this go viral? It has all the makings—nostalgia, parody, and a cryptid. Why does Bigfoot look so serious? Because breakfast is no joke. Is this design exclusive? Only the true believers wear it.
About Strange & Twisted:
Strange & Twisted Apparel serves up paranormal style with a side of dark humor. From cryptids to cult classics, our shirts are brewed in the shadows and served with a smirk.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
