Say hello to Mr. Half a Job, the lovable disaster who starts big, finishes small, and always has an excuse. Featuring a sad cartoon character holding a hammer and screwdriver like he's just remembered what he forgot, this T-shirt is the perfect tribute to every half-built shed, crooked shelf, and unfinished DIY project across the country.
With a classic retro character style and painfully relatable energy, this T-shirt is a must-have for weekend warriors, reluctant handymen, or anyone known for promising to fix it but never quite getting there. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, or anyone who’s ever said “I’ll finish it later.”
What does this T-shirt mean? It’s a funny nod to those who start every job with good intentions but never seem to finish them. Who should wear it? Anyone who’s known for their half-finished home projects, forgotten tools, or questionable craftsmanship. Is it a good gift? Yes, it’s the ultimate gift for dads, partners, uncles, or coworkers who leave everything “almost done.” Is it unisex? Yes, it’s great for both men and women who relate to DIY disaster energy. Can you wear it casually? Absolutely, it’s perfect for working on your next half-done task or relaxing while ignoring it. Will people get the joke? Instantly. The tools, the face, the name, everything about it is instantly relatable. What makes it unique? It turns DIY failure into a wearable joke with charm, nostalgia, and personality.
About Strange & Twisted Apparel:
Strange & Twisted creates sarcastic, spooky, and darkly funny fashion for the weird and wonderfully undone. From horror to handyman humor—we design for life’s perfectly imperfect.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
