What if bedtime stories took a bloodsucking turn? The Mommy Is A Vampire T-shirt features a retro cartoon-style vampire mom with her terrified kids, blending gothic horror and family dysfunction into one hilariously dark scene. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia and nightmare, ideal for fans of vintage horror, Halloween lovers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor. Whether you’re shopping for a spooky mom, a horror enthusiast, or just want a weirdly funny conversation starter, this one’s a bite above the rest.
Q: Is this T-shirt good for Halloween parties?
A: Yes, it’s a spooky, funny, and eye-catching choice for Halloween gatherings.
Q: Who would love this T-shirt?
A: Horror fans, gothic moms, Halloween lovers, and anyone with dark humor.
Q: Is this a parody design?
A: Yes, it parodies vintage children’s books with a vampire twist.
Q: Would this work as a gift?
A: Absolutely, it’s a unique Halloween gift for horror-loving moms or vampire fans.
Q: Can I wear this outside of Halloween?
A: Definitely, if you enjoy horror, this works all year round.
Q: Is this meant to be scary or funny?
A: It’s mostly funny, with just enough bite to turn heads.
Q: What does the vampire mommy represent?
A: A spooky twist on motherhood for those who raise little monsters.
Q: Will horror fans appreciate the humor?
A: Yes, especially those who love gothic parody and vintage horror aesthetics.
Q: What style is the artwork?
A: It’s a retro cartoon look with horror parody elements.
Q: Is this a good conversation starter?
A: Absolutely, it’s bold, weird, and makes people laugh.
Q: Does this belong in a horror collection?
A: Yes, it fits perfectly in any Halloween or vampire-themed horror wardrobe.
Q: Is it safe for public wear?
A: Yes, it's spooky fun and designed to be humorous, not offensive.
Q: Is there a bat in the image?
A: Yes, a classic vampire bat adds an extra gothic touch.
Q: Is this a good shirt for moms?
A: Yes, especially those with a spooky sense of humor.
Q: What kind of humor is this?
A: Gothic, twisted, and playfully macabre.
— From Strange and Twisted Apparel, where horror meets hilarious.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
