Make a splash with this Loch Ness Monster “Club & Resort” parody T-shirt. Featuring a cartoon-style Nessie rising from the lake with mountains and pine trees in the background, this design combines cryptid folklore with playful humor. Perfect for cryptid fans, parody lovers, and horror enthusiasts, this novelty tee works for Halloween, conventions, or casual wear. Available in black and navy.
Q: Who would enjoy this Loch Ness Monster shirt?
A: Cryptid fans, gothic fashion lovers, parody fans, and collectors of folklore apparel.
Q: Is this shirt a good gift?
A: Yes, it’s a funny novelty gift for men and women who love cryptids and parody designs.
Q: Who is the Loch Ness Monster?
A: Also known as Nessie, it’s a legendary cryptid said to inhabit Scotland’s Loch Ness.
Q: Does this shirt work for Halloween?
A: Yes, it’s perfect for Halloween parties, horror events, or cryptid costumes.
Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes, it’s designed for both men and women.
Q: Can this shirt be worn casually?
A: Yes, it’s a versatile tee for everyday wear, travel, or conventions.
Q: Is it family-friendly?
A: Yes, the design is playful and suitable for all ages.
Q: Does this shirt appeal to parody fans?
A: Definitely, it mixes cryptid folklore with a parody resort theme.
Q: Is this shirt collectible?
A: Yes, it’s great for fans of cryptid fashion and parody apparel.
Q: Can it be worn at conventions?
A: Absolutely, it’s a conversation starter at cryptid and horror cons.
Q: Does this appeal to travel and Scotland fans?
A: Yes, it’s a nod to Scottish folklore with a fun twist.
Q: Is this shirt part of Strange & Twisted Apparel?
A: Yes, it’s part of their cryptid parody line designed for fans of the weird and wonderful.
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Strange & Twisted Apparel reimagines folklore, cryptids, and gothic culture with parody T-shirts made for fans who love humor and horror in equal measure.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
