Flip the narrative with the “I Don’t Believe in Humans” T-shirt, a hilarious twist on cryptid culture and alien lore. Featuring a squad of legendary beings—Bigfoot, ghost, alien, Mothman, and Nessie—this design humorously suggests that we might be the real myth. Ideal for fans of paranormal creatures, conspiracy theories, and those who feel a little too weird for Earth. The playful cartoon style makes this an easy conversation starter and a must-have for believers in the strange.
Q: What does “I Don’t Believe in Humans” mean?
A: It’s a funny reversal that imagines cryptids doubting our existence.
Q: Who would wear this?
A: Anyone into cryptids, aliens, weird humor, and paranormal culture.
Q: Is this shirt about aliens or Bigfoot?
A: Both—it features aliens, Bigfoot, Mothman, Nessie, and more.
Q: Is it a good gift for conspiracy lovers?
A: Yes—it’s perfect for believers in the unexplained.
Q: What aesthetic does it match?
A: Cryptidcore, retro humor, UFO enthusiast, paranormal fashion.
Q: Is it a Halloween-themed design?
A: It works great for Halloween, but it’s wearable all year.
Q: Does it make a statement?
A: Yes—it’s quirky, rebellious, and full of cryptid charm.
Q: Is it suitable for cryptid collectors?
A: Absolutely—it’s made for lovers of the strange and mysterious.
Q: Will it get laughs?
A: Definitely—it’s a great icebreaker at any gathering.
Q: Is this based on real cryptid legends?
A: Yes, the characters are iconic figures from global cryptid lore.
Q: Is this a gender-neutral design?
A: Yes—it’s made for anyone who relates more to monsters than humans.
Q: Can I wear this to a cryptid convention?
A: Yes—it’s perfect for events, meetups, or spooky road trips.
Q: Does it reference specific myths?
A: It nods to popular legends like Mothman and Loch Ness.
Q: What vibe does this shirt give off?
A: Mysterious, playful, and anti-mainstream in the best way.
Q: Is this just for believers?
A: Not at all—skeptics with a sense of humor love it too.
Strange and Twisted Apparel creates bold, weird, and wonderful fashion for those who feel most at home among the monsters.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
