For those who’d drop everything to go search for Sasquatch, this I’d Rather Be Squatchin’ T-shirt says it all. Featuring a bold Bigfoot silhouette under pine trees, this cryptid-inspired shirt is perfect for outdoor lovers, campers, and anyone who enjoys the mystery of cryptozoology. Whether you’re out on a night hike, at a paranormal convention, or just relaxing, this shirt lets the world know where you’d rather be.
Q: Who is this shirt for?
A: It’s perfect for Bigfoot fans, cryptid hunters, campers, hikers, and anyone who loves outdoor adventures.
Q: Can this shirt make a good gift?
A: Yes, it’s an ideal gift for men and women who enjoy cryptids, folklore, conspiracy theories, or paranormal mysteries.
Q: What makes the design unique?
A: The combination of towering pine trees and a Sasquatch silhouette creates a bold cryptid design that stands out.
Q: Is it suitable for outdoor activities?
A: Absolutely, this shirt is great for hiking, camping, festivals, and everyday casual wear.
Q: What occasions does this shirt fit?
A: It works for cryptid meetups, paranormal conventions, casual hangouts, Halloween parties, and camping trips.
Q: What colors are available?
A: This design is available on black, navy, and charcoal grey shirts.
Q: Is the shirt unisex?
A: Yes, it’s a unisex fit, making it suitable for everyone.
Q: Does this shirt work for horror fans too?
A: Definitely, horror enthusiasts and paranormal fans will enjoy the eerie cryptid theme.
Q: Is it a conversation starter?
A: Yes, the bold “I’d Rather Be Squatchin’” slogan gets attention and laughs wherever you go.
Q: Who would especially enjoy this as a gift?
A: It’s great for dads, brothers, friends, or anyone who spends time in the woods looking for signs of Bigfoot.
Q: Does it appeal to conspiracy fans?
A: Yes, it’s also popular among people who love conspiracy theories, legends, and unsolved mysteries.
Q: Can I wear it year-round?
A: Yes, this shirt is versatile and can be styled for every season.
Q: Is it good for collectors of cryptid merchandise?
A: Absolutely, it’s a must-have piece for cryptid collectors and Bigfoot believers.
Q: Is it just for Squatchers?
A: No, even casual fans of funny novelty shirts will love the playful design.
Strange & Twisted Apparel creates unique T-shirts inspired by cryptids, horror, and folklore, made for people who live outside the ordinary.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
