Is your cat plotting something darker than just knocking over your coffee? Embrace your inner chaos with this “Hail Lucipurrr” parody T-shirt, featuring a devilish black cat complete with horns, glowing eyes, a pentagram, and a fiery crown. Equal parts spooky and silly, this shirt is made for cat lovers with a wicked sense of humor and a taste for the occult. Whether you’re into satanic aesthetics, funny cat shirts, or just like making normies uncomfortable, this is your purrfect match.
Q: What does “Hail Lucipurrr” mean?
A: It’s a funny mashup of “Lucifer” and “purr,” poking fun at occult symbolism and cat behavior.
Q: Who would wear this?
A: Cat owners, occult lovers, Satanic Temple fans, or anyone with a dark sense of humor.
Q: Is this design offensive?
A: No, it’s a parody made in good fun, not intended to offend or promote anything.
Q: Can I wear this casually in public?
A: Absolutely, though it might raise some eyebrows in church.
Q: Does the design include real occult symbols?
A: It features light parody elements like a cartoon pentagram and fiery head to evoke the aesthetic.
Q: Is this a Halloween shirt?
A: It works perfectly for Halloween but is weird enough to wear all year.
Q: What’s the style of the artwork?
A: Vintage cartoon parody style, bold and easy to read with a retro twist.
Q: Is this good for gifting?
A: Yes, it’s a hilarious gift for cat people and goth friends.
Q: Will people understand the joke?
A: Most will catch the pun immediately, and those who don’t are probably dog people.
Q: Is it safe for workplaces?
A: Depends on your workplace. Probably not the bank, but ideal for tattoo shops and indie bookstores.
Q: Is this shirt meant to be creepy or cute?
A: It rides the line between creepy-cute and chaotic-neutral.
Q: Will this get laughs or weird looks?
A: Both. It’s designed to amuse your tribe and confuse everyone else.
Q: Can this be worn by all genders?
A: Yes, it's a unisex design loved by goths, witches, and chaotic cat dads alike.
Q: Does it support Satanism?
A: No, it’s a satire piece for entertainment and style.
Q: What kind of humor does this appeal to?
A: Dark humor, cat jokes, Halloween fans, and occult parody lovers.
Strange and Twisted Apparel is where horror, humor, and the bizarre collide — proudly dressing the weirdest of the weird since forever.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
