Climb in, cryptid chaser, Bigfoot’s driving. This Get In Loser We’re Going Squatchin’ T-shirt is perfect for those who believe the legend is real (and has a sense of humor). Featuring a laid-back Sasquatch behind the wheel, this bold white design pops against solid black fabric for a look that’s both funny and mysterious.
Whether you’re deep in the woods, cruising the open road, or lounging at home watching cryptid documentaries, this tee is made for anyone who loves adventure, folklore, and a good laugh. Perfect for believers, skeptics, and everyone who knows the forest hides secrets.
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Part of the Strange & Twisted Cryptid collection, celebrating all things weird, wild, and legendary.
Q&A:
Q: Who would love this T-shirt?
A: Anyone into Bigfoot, cryptids, paranormal humor, or the outdoors will love it.
Q: What does “We’re Going Squatchin’” mean?
A: It’s a playful phrase used by Bigfoot hunters heading out to search for Sasquatch.
Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes, it’s designed for both men and women who appreciate unique humor.
Q: What’s the print style like?
A: Clean, high-contrast white illustration that stands out beautifully on black.
Q: Is this a good gift?
A: Absolutely yes. It’s a fun, conversation-starting gift for cryptid fans or outdoors enthusiasts.
Q: What occasions suit it best?
A: Ideal for hiking trips, road adventures, festivals, or everyday wear.
Q: What’s the overall vibe?
A: Funny, rebellious, and cryptid-core, perfect for anyone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Q: Where does this fit in the Strange & Twisted universe?
A: It’s part of the Cryptid Collection, celebrating iconic creatures from folklore and mystery.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
