Bring humor and horror together with this “Zombies Eat Brains – Don’t Worry, You’re Safe” T-shirt. Perfect for fans of zombies, apocalyptic jokes, and dark comedy, this shirt is designed with distressed horror-style text that makes it stand out in any setting. Whether you’re headed to a Halloween party, binge-watching zombie movies, or looking for a quirky everyday tee, this design delivers laughs with a creepy twist. A great choice for anyone who loves horror humor, zombie culture, and witty graphic tees.
Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes, this is a classic unisex T-shirt, made to fit comfortably for both men and women.
Q: Is this shirt more horror or more comedy?
A: It’s the perfect mix of both, creepy zombie vibes with a funny insult punchline.
Q: Can I wear this outside of Halloween?
A: Absolutely, it works year-round for anyone who loves zombies, dark humor, or horror fashion.
Q: Who would love this as a gift?
A: Horror fans, zombie lovers, Halloween enthusiasts, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.
Q: What’s unique about this design?
A: The distressed horror text gives it an authentic apocalyptic look, while the insult keeps it playful and fun.
Q: Does it work as a conversation starter?
A: Definitely, the witty message always gets reactions and laughs.
Q: Is this shirt suitable for casual wear?
A: Yes, it pairs perfectly with jeans or hoodies for a laid-back, creepy-cool style.
Q: What keywords best describe this shirt?
A: Funny zombie T-shirt, horror joke tee, Halloween humor shirt, apocalypse gift, witty zombie shirt, scary funny tee.
Q: Would this be a good shirt for conventions?
A: Yes, it’s ideal for horror conventions, zombie walks, or comic cons.
Q: Can it be styled as streetwear?
A: Yes, the distressed text style makes it work well with gothic and alternative fashion.
Q: Does the joke appeal to everyone?
A: It’s especially popular with horror fans and those who love sarcastic humor.
Q: Can it be part of a Halloween costume?
A: Absolutely, pair it with zombie makeup or accessories for an easy costume.
Q: Is it a collectible item?
A: Yes, it’s a great addition for horror and zombie collectors who love unique tees.
At Strange & Twisted Apparel, we create horror-inspired T-shirts, gothic fashion, and parody graphics that mix creepy with funny. If you’re into dark comedy, monsters, or unique horror apparel, our brand is here to keep your wardrobe wickedly original.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
