If caffeine is the only thing keeping you alive, you’ll relate to this grinning skeleton. The I've Never Felt Better T-shirt is perfect for those who feel dead inside but still show up with a smile and a strong brew. With retro cartoon vibes and macabre humor, this undead coffee lover says what we’re all thinking before our first cup. Great for Halloween or year-round sarcasm, this tee is made for caffeine addicts, coffee snobs, and spooky souls with a dark sense of humor.
Q: Who would wear this shirt?
A: Coffee lovers, Halloween fans, and anyone who feels skeletal before caffeine.
Q: Is this a good Halloween shirt?
A: Yes, it blends skeletons and sarcasm in the best way.
Q: Can I wear this all year?
A: Absolutely, this undead vibe is eternal.
Q: Is this shirt funny or spooky?
A: Both, with just the right amount of caffeine-fueled dread.
Q: What does the skeleton represent?
A: Exhaustion, survival, and dark humor.
Q: Is this good for coffee lovers?
A: Yes, especially those who worship the mug.
Q: Can I gift this to someone with a twisted sense of humor?
A: Definitely, it’s built for that type of person.
Q: Is this good for casual wear?
A: Yes, it’s perfect for lazy mornings and late-night coffee runs.
Q: Is the artwork retro?
A: Yes, it features a vintage cartoon style with bold lines and classic color tones.
Q: Will this make people laugh?
A: Yes, especially the over-caffeinated ones.
Q: What’s the vibe of this shirt?
A: Deadpan humor with undead flair.
Q: Is it part of a collection?
A: Yes, it belongs in the Strange and Twisted humor and Halloween collection.
Q: Will this work as a novelty gift?
A: Yes, it’s an ideal funny gift for coffee addicts and spooky friends.
Q: Can baristas wear this shirt?
A: They should, it’s practically a uniform.
Q: Is this shirt relatable?
A: Very, especially on Mondays.
— From Strange and Twisted Apparel, where humor brews darker than your coffee.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
