Funny Retro Vampire T-Shirt for Horror Fans and Halloween Lovers

This “Don’t Tell Mom I’m a Vampire” T-shirt is a fang-tastic mix of horror humor, nostalgic vibes, and gothic charm. Featuring a retro-style cartoon vampire cheerfully holding hands with a kid, it’s the perfect tee for Halloween fanatics, vampire lovers, spooky weirdos, goth teens, and horror pun collectors. Whether you're bloodthirsty for laughs or just love absurd monster mashups, this hilarious shirt brings eerie fun and childhood mischief to your wardrobe. Makes a killer gift for horror fans, Halloween collectors, cryptid chasers, or anyone with a dark sense of humor and a love for old-school monster style.
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From Strange & Twisted Apparel, where horror humor, creepy cuteness, and nostalgic nightmares come together in every tee.
Great for vampire enthusiasts, Halloween partygoers, horror nerds, spooky goths, alt fashion lovers, and monster pun addicts. Ideal for horror conventions, haunted houses, trick-or-treaters, or bloodsucking humor connoisseurs who love campy, creepy, cartoon-style horror shirts.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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