Sink your teeth into this hilarious retro-style “Don’t Tell Mom I’m a Vampire” T-shirt, perfect for horror lovers who prefer their monsters with a dose of humor. Featuring a wholesome cartoon boy shaking hands with a friendly vampire in a cape and bowtie, this design feels like a lost page from a vintage children’s book with a gothic twist. Ideal for Halloween parties, horror conventions, and everyday fans of the undead.
Q: Is this shirt creepy or funny?
A: It’s more funny than creepy, combining vampire lore with kid-friendly cartoon charm.
Q: What style is the artwork?
A: It’s a nostalgic retro cartoon style with bold colors and simple, fun characters.
Q: Who would enjoy this shirt?
A: Vampire fans, horror lovers, goths, and anyone who enjoys quirky Halloween fashion.
Q: Can I wear it year-round?
A: Yes, the humor and design make it perfect for any day, not just Halloween.
Q: Is this appropriate for teens or adults?
A: Absolutely, the humor is clean and works across ages.
Q: Would this make a good Halloween costume piece?
A: Yes, it’s an easy and hilarious option for casual costumes or themed events.
Q: Is this vampire scary?
A: Not at all, he’s charming and cartoonish with a friendly vibe.
Q: Is this an original design?
A: Yes, it’s an original creation blending humor and classic horror tropes.
Q: Can this be a gift for a vampire fan?
A: Definitely, it’s a fun and thoughtful gift for vampire or horror lovers.
Q: What makes this shirt different from other vampire tees?
A: Its innocent children’s book style and comedic twist make it stand out.
Q: Is this a goth shirt?
A: It fits the vibe with a lighthearted spin, perfect for casual gothic flair.
Q: Can I wear this to horror conventions?
A: Yes, it's a conversation starter and fan favorite at spooky gatherings.
Q: Will people get the joke?
A: Yes, the irony of a vampire asking for secrecy is part of the fun.
Q: Is the message dark or playful?
A: It’s playful, poking fun at vampire tropes in a charming way.
Q: Can I wear this with other horror-themed outfits?
A: Yes, it pairs well with anything spooky or funny in your wardrobe.
Strange and Twisted Apparel blends nostalgic horror, classic monsters, and clever humor for fans who embrace the spooky side of life.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
