This funny Nessie cryptid parody tank top features a bright, playful illustration of the Loch Ness Monster rising from the water while a Scottish rower drifts above. The colourful cartoon artwork stands out sharply on the white tank top, creating the perfect blend of humour, folklore and eye catching design. Ideal for cryptid lovers, Scotland fans or anyone who enjoys quirky monster themed apparel.
This tank top uses the Bella Canvas 3480, a unisex jersey fit designed for both men and women. It has a clean straight cut with side seamed construction for comfort and shape retention. Men can stick to their usual size. Women can size down for a more fitted style or stay true to size for a relaxed unisex feel.
Q: Does this tank top print brightly on white?
A: Yes, the colourful Nessie artwork shows sharp detail and strong contrast.
Q: Is this ideal for cryptid fans who enjoy humour?
A: Yes, the design is lighthearted and fun.
Q: Can this be worn for summer or gym use?
A: Yes, the lightweight fabric makes it suitable for warm weather or active wear.
Q: Is the unisex fit comfortable?
A: Yes, it works well for most body types.
Q: Is this a good Scotland themed gift?
A: Yes, it is perfect for fans of Loch Ness and Scottish folklore.
Q: Will collectors like the parody style?
A: Yes, the cartoon design is popular with cryptid collectors.
Q: Is it suitable for holidays or festivals?
A: Yes, the bright artwork makes it great for travel and events.
Q: Does this tank match well with casual outfits?
A: Yes, it pairs easily with shorts, jeans and layered outfits.
Q: Is the artwork family friendly?
A: Yes, it is fun and non scary.
Q: Does this tank top appeal to people who like bold graphics?
A: Yes, the vivid colours stand out strongly.
A colourful tank top for cryptid fans, humour lovers and folklore enthusiasts. Strange and Twisted creates expressive weird apparel inspired by creatures, myths, paranormal stories and alternative culture.
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A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
BODY WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
26 |
16 ¼ |
| S |
27 |
18 ¼ |
| M |
28 |
20 ¼ |
| L |
29 |
22 ¼ |
| XL |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 2XL |
31 |
26 ¼ |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
BODY WIDTH (cm) |
| XS |
66 |
41.3 |
| S |
68.6 |
46.4 |
| M |
71.1 |
51.4 |
| L |
73.7 |
56.5 |
| XL |
76.2 |
61.6 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
66.7 |
