Celebrate Scotland’s most famous cryptid with this funny Loch Ness Monster T-shirt. Featuring a cartoon Nessie wearing a tartan cap and the bold “Loch Ness Club & Resort” design, this shirt blends cryptid folklore with parody style. Perfect for cryptid hunters, Nessie fans, and anyone with a love of Scottish myths, it’s a unique novelty tee for casual wear, gifting, or festivals. Available in black and navy for a bold look.
Q: Who would like this Loch Ness T-shirt?
A: Fans of cryptids, Scottish folklore, Nessie believers, and anyone who enjoys parody humor.
Q: Is this shirt a good gift?
A: Yes, it’s a fun gift for men and women who love cryptids, Scotland, or novelty apparel.
Q: Can I wear this at Loch Ness?
A: Absolutely, it’s the perfect souvenir-style shirt for a trip to Loch Ness or Scotland.
Q: Does this shirt work for cryptid festivals?
A: Yes, it’s great for conventions, comic cons, and cryptid-themed events.
Q: Is it unisex?
A: Yes, the design works for men and women who enjoy cryptid humor.
Q: Can it be worn as a novelty shirt?
A: Definitely, the parody “club & resort” theme makes it a great novelty gift.
Q: Is this shirt suitable for travel souvenirs?
A: Yes, it’s a fun alternative to traditional Loch Ness souvenirs.
Q: Who is this shirt best suited for?
A: Cryptid hunters, paranormal fans, travelers to Scotland, and lovers of quirky gifts.
Q: Is it good for everyday wear?
A: Yes, the playful Nessie design makes it great for casual, daily outfits.
Q: Can I wear it at festivals or parties?
A: Yes, it’s a conversation starter at music festivals, cryptid cons, and gatherings.
Q: Does it make a funny birthday gift?
A: Yes, it’s ideal for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion for cryptid fans.
Q: Is the design family-friendly?
A: Yes, it’s humorous, colorful, and lighthearted.
Q: Does this shirt appeal to tourists?
A: Yes, it’s a unique Scottish-themed novelty shirt perfect for travelers.
Q: Can it be worn outside Scotland?
A: Absolutely, Nessie’s legend is known worldwide and appeals globally.
Q: What makes this design unique?
A: The mix of Scottish folklore, cryptid culture, and parody resort-style branding.
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Strange & Twisted Apparel creates dark, weird, and horror-inspired T-shirts for those who embrace the strange side of life.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
