Show off your dark humor and literary wit with the Full-Time Poe-crastinator T-shirt, featuring the legendary Edgar Allan Poe reclining in style, complete with pink sunglasses and a perfectly deadpan expression. This clever design turns classic gothic literature into wearable irony, ideal for writers, readers, teachers, and anyone who appreciates a good pun. Printed in white and pink on black, it’s equal parts spooky, smart, and sarcastic, perfect for lounging, studying, or doing absolutely nothing at all.
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Celebrate your love for gothic literature and procrastination with Strange & Twisted Apparel, where dark humor meets classic art.
Q&A:
Q: Who would love this Edgar Allan Poe T-shirt?
A: Perfect for writers, book lovers, English teachers, and fans of literary puns.
Q: Can I wear it casually?
A: Yes, it’s ideal for everyday wear, lounging, or study sessions.
Q: Is it a good gift idea?
A: Absolutely, it’s a witty and thoughtful gift for readers and Poe fans.
Q: What makes this design unique?
A: The combination of gothic art and clever wordplay makes it stand out instantly.
Q: What color is available?
A: Available in black only to make the white and pink print pop.
Q: Does it suit both men and women?
A: Yes, it’s a unisex fit perfect for all lovers of dark literature.
Q: Does it celebrate Poe’s legacy?
A: Yes, it humorously honors Edgar Allan Poe’s gothic genius.
Q: What vibe does it give off?
A: Witty, darkly stylish, and effortlessly intellectual.
Q: Can it be worn to book events or readings?
A: Definitely, it’s a conversation starter among literary circles.
Q: Is the artwork original?
A: Yes, designed in a vintage-inspired hand-drawn style exclusive to Strange & Twisted.
Q: Does it appeal to both humor and horror fans?
A: Yes, it blends macabre charm with lighthearted sarcasm.
Q: Can I wear it year-round?
A: Yes, it’s timeless and perfect for every literary mood.
Q: Is it comfortable?
A: Yes, it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for lazy creative days.
Q: Is it part of a gothic humor collection?
A: Yes, explore more literary and horror-inspired designs at Strange & Twisted Apparel.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
