Meet the Flatwoods Monster, West Virginia’s most legendary visitor, now starring on this hilarious cryptid T-shirt. With its eerie wide-eyed stare and the slogan Just Out Here Ruining Camping Trips, this funny monster tee combines classic cryptid lore with a dose of dry humor. Perfect for believers, skeptics, and late-night campfire storytellers alike, it’s a must-have for anyone who loves the strange and unexplained.
Q: Who is the Flatwoods Monster?
A: The Flatwoods Monster is a famous cryptid sighted in West Virginia in 1952, often described as a tall, glowing figure with a spade-shaped head.
Q: Who would love this T-shirt?
A: Fans of cryptids, UFO stories, camping humor, or weird folklore. It’s also perfect for anyone obsessed with Appalachian myths and legends.
Q: Is this shirt comfortable for outdoor adventures?
A: Yes, it’s perfect for hikes, camping trips, and festivals where you want to show off your love for monsters and the mysterious.
Q: What kind of aesthetic does this shirt fit?
A: It blends perfectly with cryptidcore, weirdcore, horror humor, and paranormal fan fashion.
Q: What makes it a great gift?
A: It’s a fun, conversation-starting present for anyone who loves urban legends, aliens, and tongue-in-cheek monster culture.
Q: Is the design exclusive?
A: Yes, this unique Strange and Twisted Apparel creation isn’t available anywhere else, making it a collectible piece of cryptid fashion.
Q: Can this shirt be worn casually?
A: Definitely. It’s ideal for casual wear, cryptid conventions, or horror movie nights.
Strange and Twisted Apparel designs wearable nightmares and paranormal humor for believers, skeptics, and midnight wanderers who love everything weird.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
