Unleash your inner demon with the Exorcise – Train Like You’re Possessed T-shirt. Featuring a possessed girl lifting heavy weights in horror parody style, this shirt fuses gothic humour with gym motivation. Perfect for horror fans, fitness lovers, and anyone who likes their workouts dark and twisted.
Q: Is this a good gift for gym lovers?
A: Yes, it’s a hilarious gift for fitness enthusiasts, weightlifters, and horror fans.
Q: Can I wear this casually?
A: Definitely, it works for workouts, gym sessions, horror conventions, or casual outings.
Q: Who would enjoy this shirt the most?
A: Fitness fanatics, horror enthusiasts, and fans of parody humour.
Q: What makes this shirt unique?
A: It blends horror movie parody with gym humour, unlike any standard fitness shirt.
Q: Is this T-shirt unisex?
A: Yes, it’s designed for both men and women who enjoy alternative fashion.
Q: Can this be worn at Halloween?
A: Absolutely, it doubles as a funny and easy Halloween outfit.
Q: Does it make a good Christmas gift?
A: Yes, it’s a perfect gothic Christmas gift for gym rats and horror lovers alike.
Q: Is it more scary or funny?
A: It’s both, the artwork is creepy, but the parody message makes it funny.
Q: Can it motivate workouts?
A: Yes, its “Train Like You’re Possessed” slogan adds a darkly comic push for gym sessions.
Q: Does this appeal to parody collectors?
A: Yes, it’s an original twist that combines gothic parody and fitness humour.
Train possessed, lift heavy, and laugh harder. Strange & Twisted Apparel delivers horror, gothic, occult, cryptid, parody, Halloween, and dark humour fashion for those who live beyond the ordinary.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
