Daddy Is a Serial Killer | Funny Retro Slasher Horror T-Shirt

He works hard. He loves his family. He... kills people in the woods? “Daddy Is a Serial Killer” is a vintage-style horror parody that blends 70s children's book art with pure slasher chaos. Featuring a masked father holding a chainsaw while his kids awkwardly accept the truth—this design is absurd, hilarious, and just creepy enough.

Printed on a Classic UNISEX T-Shirt, it’s perfect for fans of horror movies, dark humor, and dads with questionable hobbies.

🔪 Inspired by slasher villains like Jason and Leatherface
🧒🏻🩸 Twisted family humor in vintage children's book style
🎃 Great gift for horror fans, spooky dads, and Halloween addicts
🩻 Perfect for conventions, movie nights, or... family reunions

Just another day in the neighborhood—with chainsaws.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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