Enter the legend with the Chupacabra Petting Zoo T-shirt. Featuring the infamous cryptid lovingly cradling a terrified goat, this tongue-in-cheek design reads, “Bring a Goat… Leave Without One!” The print has an added stressed texture for a worn, vintage horror look that feels straight out of a 70s cryptid poster. Printed on maroon red, it’s the perfect mix of dark humor and folklore fun for fans of the bizarre. Whether you’re into cryptid stories, horror parody, or monster humor, this tee belongs in your strange collection.
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At Strange and Twisted Apparel, we specialize in wearable weirdness, blending horror, folklore, and humor into collectible T-shirts for lovers of the dark, the mythical, and the ridiculous. Every piece is made for those who celebrate the strange side of life.
Q&A:
Q: Who would enjoy this T-shirt?
A: Cryptid fans, horror lovers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.
Q: What color is available?
A: Maroon Red only.
Q: Does it have a vintage texture?
A: Yes, it features a stressed texture for a distressed retro finish.
Q: What’s the message behind it?
A: A hilarious twist on the Chupacabra legend, goats beware.
Q: Is it suitable for casual wear?
A: Yes, perfect for everyday outfits, horror festivals, or paranormal meetups.
Q: Is it a good gift idea?
A: Definitely, it’s a great cryptid gift for men and women who love strange folklore.
Q: What kind of humor does it use?
A: Horror parody with a dash of twisted charm.
Q: What makes it unique?
A: The mix of creepy cute artwork, distressed finish, and dark humor.
Q: Does it appeal to folklore enthusiasts?
A: Yes, it’s perfect for anyone who loves cryptid legends like Bigfoot or Mothman.
Q: Which brand makes it?
A: Created by Strange and Twisted Apparel, where weird is always in style.
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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
