Cthulhu has risen, and brought his branding team. This parody T-shirt reimagines the Great Old One as a corporate mascot, blending Lovecraftian horror with retro fast-food logo aesthetics. Bold orange tones and cult cartoon vibes make this a must-have for horror fans, cosmic weirdos, and anyone who worships the strange.
Who’s this for? True believers in the Mythos, fans of H.P. Lovecraft, and lovers of dark humor. Is this based on a real logo? It’s a clever parody that warps something familiar into something… unspeakable. Will Lovecraft fans appreciate it? Absolutely, especially those who enjoy mixing cosmic dread with absurd pop culture. Is this just for Halloween? No way. Eldritch horror is eternal. Can I wear this casually? Definitely, it’s subtle, funny, and instantly recognizable to fellow fans. Is the joke obvious? Not to mortals, but cultists will know. Does it pair with other designs? Yes, especially horror, paranormal, and parody collections. Is it scary or funny? It’s a terrifyingly good laugh. Is this gender-neutral? Yes, designed for all earthbound worshippers. Is it comfortable? In this reality? Yes.
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Strange & Twisted Apparel serves up designs brewed in madness, horror, and dark humor. For fans of the weird, the cursed, and the dangerously stylish.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
