Answer the call of the deep with this “Obey Cthulhu” T-shirt — a tongue-in-tentacle tribute to the Elder God himself. Featuring glowing green retro script and a sly tentacle flourish, this cosmic horror parody blends vintage Americana with ancient unspeakable dread. Whether you're a fan of H.P. Lovecraft, occult satire, or eldritch humor, this tee makes a hilarious statement. It’s perfect for horror geeks, cult classic collectors, or anyone who secretly bows to the great old one beneath the sea.
Q: Is this T-shirt a reference to H.P. Lovecraft?
A: Yes, it’s a parody of Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos, blending horror and humor.
Q: Who is this shirt made for?
A: It’s ideal for horror lovers, Lovecraft fans, Cthulhu cultists (ironically or not), and cosmic comedy fans.
Q: Is the design serious or funny?
A: It’s a funny and stylish take on cosmic horror, mixing parody with cult design.
Q: Can I wear this to a horror con or geek event?
A: Absolutely. This is the perfect conversation starter for horror and sci-fi fans.
Q: What does “Obey Cthulhu” mean?
A: It’s a satirical phrase mocking authoritarian slogans by replacing them with a fictional tentacled god.
Q: Is this shirt good for Halloween?
A: Yes. It fits perfectly into horror season, nerd nights, and eldritch parties.
Q: Does the tentacle make it creepier or cooler?
A: Both. It’s a stylish and eerie touch that horror fans will appreciate.
Q: Would this make a good gift?
A: Definitely. Especially for people into horror literature, cult films, or dark humor.
Q: What’s the vibe of this design?
A: Retro meets cosmic dread, with a splash of neon and Lovecraftian weirdness.
Q: Is this part of horror or parody fashion?
A: It lives in both worlds — part cosmic terror, part comedy.
About Strange & Twisted:
Strange & Twisted is a home for horror nerds, cult worshippers (fictional ones, mostly), and fans of the freakish. We create bold, weird apparel that speaks to the darkness in all of us.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
