“No, You Hang Up First!” turns slasher suspense into a hilarious horror parody moment. Featuring a hooded ghost on the phone with exaggerated drama, this design mashes up scream-worthy scares with twisted rom-com vibes. Perfect for horror fans who appreciate dark humor, cult movie references, and clever graphics that make people do a double take. Whether you're into Halloween horror, pop culture satire, or scream-style villains, this tee belongs in your collection.
Q: Is this a horror-themed parody shirt?
A: Yes, it’s a funny take on classic horror tropes with a twist of playful sarcasm.
Q: What type of humor does this represent?
A: It blends dark comedy, movie parody, and 90s horror nostalgia in one bold look.
Q: Is this shirt good for Halloween?
A: Absolutely, it’s perfect for parties, events, or just showing your spooky spirit.
Q: Can horror fans wear this all year round?
A: Yes, it’s designed for daily wear by horror lovers with a sarcastic edge.
Q: Is this shirt suitable as a gift?
A: Definitely, it’s a fun and unexpected present for horror fans with a sense of humor.
Q: What aesthetic does this design suit?
A: Slashercore, horror parody, ironic pop culture, and scream queen fashion.
Q: Is thi shirt a good gift for a horror fan?
A: Yes, absolutely, this shirt would make the perfect birthday, fathers day or mothers day gift for horror lovers..
Q: Would this be good for horror movie nights?
A: Yes, it’s a crowd-pleasing conversation starter for horror marathons.
Q: Is this shirt part of a gothic style?
A: It fits with alt fashion, gothic humor, and horror-themed wardrobes.
Q: Can I wear this shirt casually?
A: Yes, it’s designed to be comfortable and eye-catching for everyday wear.
Q: Who is this shirt ideal for?
A: Horror fans, Halloween lovers, 90s kids, and anyone with a wicked sense of humor.
Q: What makes this shirt stand out?
A: The bold graphic, hilarious quote, and perfect parody mashup.
Q: Can I wear this at a horror convention?
A: Absolutely, it’s the perfect piece for spooky meetups and fandom events.
Q: Does it work for both men and women?
A: Yes, the design is unisex and loved by all types of horror fans.
Q: Is this just for Halloween season?
A: No, horror humor never goes out of style, wear it whenever you want.
Scream, giggle, repeat. Strange and Twisted Apparel.
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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
