This hilarious and horrifying “I Don’t Believe In Humans” zombie unicorn T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves weird humor, undead creatures, and mythical chaos. Featuring a decaying, blood-soaked undead unicorn with glowing eyes and a disgusted glare, this horror parody tee turns the fantasy genre on its head. Whether you're into horror comedy, cryptid-core, or just want to freak out your friends, this shirt delivers undead magic and twisted fun in one creepy-cute package. Ideal for Halloween parties, comic cons, monster meetups, or just letting people know you’re proudly strange.
Q: Is this a unicorn or a zombie?
A: It’s both. A zombie unicorn that doesn’t believe in humans, which makes it even funnier.
Q: Who would wear this shirt?
A: It’s perfect for fans of dark humor, fantasy creatures, zombie lovers, and anyone who enjoys creepy cute mashups.
Q: Is this a good Halloween T-shirt?
A: Yes, the spooky zombie twist makes it ideal for Halloween parties and horror-themed events.
Q: Can I wear this outside of spooky season?
A: Absolutely. It’s made for anyone who embraces the strange, all year long.
Q: What kind of humor is this?
A: It’s a blend of satire, horror parody, and mythical absurdity. Perfect for people who laugh at weird stuff.
Q: Will this shirt get attention?
A: Definitely. The zombie unicorn artwork and bold slogan are major conversation starters.
Q: Is it a good gift for horror fans?
A: The tone is silly and cartoony, with a dark humor vibes making it a great gift for adults who love funny horror.
Q: What makes this shirt unique?
A: It’s a rare mix of zombie and fantasy themes, paired with a funny twist that flips the “I believe” trope upside down.
Q: Is this a good gift idea?
A: Yes, it’s great for horror fans, unicorn collectors, or anyone who lives for strange and twisted designs.
Q: What kind of aesthetic does this match?
A: Think horrorcore, pastel goth, weirdcore, fantasy parody, and cryptid chaos.
About Strange & Twisted:
Strange & Twisted creates bold, offbeat apparel for fans of horror, fantasy, and all things weird. From zombie unicorns to cult monsters—we keep it disturbingly magical.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
