This Baphomet "Devilish Ale" parody T-shirt brews up the perfect blend of blasphemy and satire. Featuring a dark horned goat rising from infernal flames with glowing red eyes and mock beer branding, it's a tongue-in-cheek nod to gothic folklore, satanic symbolism, and dark-humor merch culture.
Is this an actual beer shirt? No, it's a parody. Is it just for metalheads? Not at all, this appeals to goths, punks, witches, and dark art lovers. Can I wear it to events or casually? Yes, it turns heads everywhere from gigs to coffee runs. Will people get the joke? Fans of dark themes and edgy humor definitely will. Is it too offensive? It’s bold, but made with clever intent. Is this unisex? Yes, it's designed for anyone who thrives in the shadows. Is Baphomet real? That's up to you, but this parody is pure creative fire. Can I gift this to someone? Absolutely — it’s ideal for people who love occult, dark art, or alternative fashion. Does it go with black jeans? Always. Does it make a statement? Every time.
Strange & Twisted Apparel designs wearable blasphemy and wicked art for those who live deliciously in the shadows.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
|
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |