Raise a toast to the underworld with this Baphomet's Dark Ale parody T-shirt. Featuring a buff infernal goat with wings, a pint of beer, and the cheeky phrase "Please Drink Irresponsibly," this design captures that perfect balance of occult aesthetics and dark humor. Whether you're a fan of metal, satanic imagery, or just enjoy a good parody brew, this tee speaks your language.
Wondering what this design means? It’s a satirical twist on craft beer branding with a gothic edge. Is this a real ale? No, but it looks like it could be served at a haunted pub. Can you wear this to shows, parties, or just around town? Absolutely — it turns heads and sparks conversation. Is it a good gift? Yes, for anyone into dark art, satire, or alternative fashion. What if someone takes it seriously? Let them — the best jokes are the ones with a straight face. Will it pair with your favorite black jeans or combat boots? Without a doubt. Who would love this? Goths, punks, metalheads, witches, and people who enjoy pushing boundaries with their wardrobe. Will it make you look edgy? Only in the best way. Is it unisex? Yes, this one’s for everyone who embraces chaos with a smirk.
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Find your next cursed classic at Strange & Twisted Apparel.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
