This bold parody T-shirt reads "Amityville Bed & Breakfast – Come for the Scenery, Stay for the Indian Burial Ground" beneath a haunted Victorian home illustration. A clever reference to classic horror lore and true crime legends, this shirt is a darkly funny gift for horror fans, paranormal enthusiasts, or anyone obsessed with America’s most infamous haunted house.
Is this based on a real location? Yes, it riffs on a famous Long Island horror legend. Does it reference the paranormal? Definitely, with tongue-in-cheek flair. Is this a funny gift for horror fans? Absolutely, it’s horror humor at its best. Will people recognize the house? Horror buffs definitely will. Can I wear this all year? Yes, but it hits especially hard during spooky season. Is it appropriate for Halloween events? Perfect for haunted house lovers. Does it make a statement? Yes, one that blends nostalgia, terror, and sarcasm.
About Strange & Twisted:
Strange & Twisted Apparel crafts bold, bizarre, and delightfully dark designs for horror lovers, paranormal fans, and those with a taste for the strange.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
