I Don’t Believe in Humans Shirt - Retro Cryptid Mothman Alien Bigfoot T-Shirt

This hilarious “I Don’t Believe in Humans” cryptid T-shirt flips the script with a crew of legendary creatures—Bigfoot, ghost, alien, Mothman, Nessie, and a UFO—all giving humans the side-eye. It’s the perfect tee for cryptid enthusiasts, conspiracy lovers, paranormal investigators, alien truthers, and anyone who proudly identifies as not-so-human. Whether you're into creature sightings, urban legends, or just enjoy spooky humor with an extraterrestrial twist, this shirt blends sarcasm, folklore, and weirdcore charm in one wearable masterpiece. Great for Halloween, cryptid festivals, UFO conventions, or everyday strange style.

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From Strange & Twisted Apparel, where legends walk among us—and judge.
Funny cryptid T-shirt for believers in Bigfoot, UFO hunters, alien lovers, paranormal fans, conspiracy theorists, spooky style collectors, and lovers of cryptid core, retro horror, creepy cute, and extraterrestrial humor.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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